tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21950179807809159242012-02-16T02:32:09.377-04:00Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.comBlogger1391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-70531422767207577362010-04-12T09:49:00.002-04:002010-04-12T09:49:55.228-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S8Mk_v2HoVI/AAAAAAAAK9A/kwrqXtU9rQ4/s1600/fuck-cancer_web.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S8Mk_v2HoVI/AAAAAAAAK9A/kwrqXtU9rQ4/s320/fuck-cancer_web.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459247850896990546" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7053142276720757736?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-49109267437960319022010-03-22T10:40:00.002-04:002010-03-22T10:40:59.758-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S6eBdqj7HxI/AAAAAAAAKmY/2Hc_ptEXKtE/s1600-h/91707.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S6eBdqj7HxI/AAAAAAAAKmY/2Hc_ptEXKtE/s320/91707.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451468220596428562" /></a><br />António Sala com calças de astronauta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4910926743796031902?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-28919523105492223332010-02-22T11:29:00.001-04:002010-02-22T11:30:58.128-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4KjGsuGzVI/AAAAAAAAKOM/YjZ2CJ670E8/s1600-h/disney.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4KjGsuGzVI/AAAAAAAAKOM/YjZ2CJ670E8/s320/disney.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441090635296066898" /></a><br />Agora que as colehinhas da Playboy vêm mesmo para Macau, a Branca de Neve tenta desesperadamente adaptar-se à novidade.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2891952310549222333?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-7622650964349247622010-02-22T11:27:00.001-04:002010-02-22T11:28:36.402-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4KinpQhhQI/AAAAAAAAKOE/zV2g8efJZUk/s1600-h/a90_nazi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4KinpQhhQI/AAAAAAAAKOE/zV2g8efJZUk/s320/a90_nazi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441090101790737666" /></a><br />O drama de quem usa uma camisola que não sabe o que quer dizer...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-762265096434924762?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-61862152467404516562010-02-21T10:20:00.001-04:002010-02-21T10:21:55.973-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4FBd1VWmXI/AAAAAAAAKN0/m6FsMjyUcQE/s1600-h/nice.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S4FBd1VWmXI/AAAAAAAAKN0/m6FsMjyUcQE/s320/nice.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440701805628922226" /></a><br />Pelo menos é um choque eléctrico simpático...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6186215246740451656?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-22301315779493891582010-02-16T12:52:00.003-04:002010-02-16T12:53:45.339-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S3rNlsrC0oI/AAAAAAAAKKE/Em7Qlm21AKA/s1600-h/cao_lingua.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S3rNlsrC0oI/AAAAAAAAKKE/Em7Qlm21AKA/s320/cao_lingua.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438885547533849218" /></a><br />- Enquanto vocês aí em Macau rapam um frio de rachar, aqui no Carnaval do Rio o calor deixa-me de língua de fora!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2230131577949389158?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-65481206161471881362010-02-16T12:50:00.001-04:002010-02-16T12:52:14.421-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S3rNL4We9WI/AAAAAAAAKJ8/mxT1VKZpQUs/s1600-h/bush_billboard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 196px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S3rNL4We9WI/AAAAAAAAKJ8/mxT1VKZpQUs/s320/bush_billboard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438885103992239458" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6548120616147188136?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-78653009376540639692010-02-04T10:54:00.000-04:002010-02-04T11:01:05.022-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rhLd_9zlI/AAAAAAAAKAc/iRGREgovPCs/s1600-h/25.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 263px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rhLd_9zlI/AAAAAAAAKAc/iRGREgovPCs/s320/25.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434403487523655250" /></a><br />Já alguém pensou como vai ser o David Beckham daqui a uns aninhos?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7865300937654063969?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-68927567394662173632010-02-04T10:52:00.002-04:002010-02-04T10:54:52.482-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rfrhAygPI/AAAAAAAAKAU/a2fcjVFzQX8/s1600-h/leather-nun.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rfrhAygPI/AAAAAAAAKAU/a2fcjVFzQX8/s320/leather-nun.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434401839064973554" /></a><br />Outra que vai irritar os bons cristãos: a Freira de cabedal. Ou talvez não...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6892756739466217363?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-65383522180913637002010-02-04T10:51:00.001-04:002010-02-04T10:52:52.221-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rfQNSxbSI/AAAAAAAAKAM/xTbjiRMlxoM/s1600-h/condom.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2rfQNSxbSI/AAAAAAAAKAM/xTbjiRMlxoM/s320/condom.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434401369915223330" /></a><br />Este jovem tem um nome que provavelmente ia irritar a Igreja Católica...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6538352218091363700?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-64714997101007440852010-02-04T10:49:00.002-04:002010-02-04T10:51:49.945-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2re1nETHOI/AAAAAAAAKAE/OojFIKCK53o/s1600-h/hansi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/S2re1nETHOI/AAAAAAAAKAE/OojFIKCK53o/s320/hansi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434400912977370338" /></a><br />Conheça a história de Hansi, a menina que adorava a suástica.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6471499710100744085?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-63126602075910688142009-11-27T09:14:00.002-04:002009-11-27T09:16:38.185-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_RMObj91I/AAAAAAAAJck/aJE9ZmUAoZo/s1600/Rui-Patricio_2366566.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_RMObj91I/AAAAAAAAJck/aJE9ZmUAoZo/s320/Rui-Patricio_2366566.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408771685457590098" /></a><br />Agora parece que já há um advogado que se chama "Rui Patrício". Mas esse não é guarda-redes do Zborting?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6312660207591068814?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-52925316074750936692009-11-27T08:43:00.003-04:002009-11-27T08:49:38.822-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_K2QiMJOI/AAAAAAAAJcU/MjpHwCjg-zM/s1600/death_mh.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_K2QiMJOI/AAAAAAAAJcU/MjpHwCjg-zM/s320/death_mh.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408764710995371234" /></a><br />- Olha o Leocardinho! Então, tudo bem?<br />- Não, Leocardo.<br />- Ora bolas, então porquê desta vez?<br />- Bem, tenho andado a pensar na morte...<br />- Na morte da Bezerra? Ahahah!<br />- Não, Leocardo. Sabes como é, a gente morre e depois como é? Bom ou mau?<br />- Olha, deve ser como era antes de nasceres. Lembras-te?<br />- Não. Mas e se há um prémio? Uma recompensa divina?<br />- É assim, Leocardinho: para saber é preciso morrer primeiro, e agora não tenho pachorra para isso.<br />- Pois é, vamos aí beber qualquer coisa.<br />- Conheço um sítio tão bom que serve tão bem que vais morrer por mais!<br />- Epá, tudo menos isso!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5292531607475093669?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-86074754112485539442009-11-27T08:39:00.002-04:002009-11-27T08:41:14.468-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_I4VTza3I/AAAAAAAAJcM/teQqDTgyE5g/s1600/fugir.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_I4VTza3I/AAAAAAAAJcM/teQqDTgyE5g/s320/fugir.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408762547613690738" /></a><br />Esta é uma fotografia minha antiga, quando visitei o Japão. Gostava de vos dizer que correu tudo bem, e o marido da gaja ainda não sabe o que lhe mordeu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8607475411248553944?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-46498585801430516202009-11-27T08:35:00.002-04:002009-11-27T08:36:27.157-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_HxuI8HAI/AAAAAAAAJcE/jJjKLYOZcfA/s1600/aulinha.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_HxuI8HAI/AAAAAAAAJcE/jJjKLYOZcfA/s320/aulinha.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408761334508297218" /></a><br />E é assim que funciona o voto indirecto nas Legislativas de Macau, meus amiguinhos!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4649858580143051620?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-76684886984496186652009-11-27T08:32:00.001-04:002009-11-27T08:33:45.783-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_HH9SMRaI/AAAAAAAAJb8/XwgWUhib8Sw/s1600/crisee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_HH9SMRaI/AAAAAAAAJb8/XwgWUhib8Sw/s320/crisee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408760617019131298" /></a><br />E dizem que também se vendem em segunda mão, e se emprestam...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7668488698449618665?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-30156281903760190862009-11-27T08:14:00.002-04:002009-11-27T08:15:40.397-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_C5djiajI/AAAAAAAAJb0/-y1WATkVhRs/s1600/saramago.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 252px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_C5djiajI/AAAAAAAAJb0/-y1WATkVhRs/s320/saramago.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408755969937271346" /></a><br />- Olha lá Leocardo, continuas a falar mal da Bíblia, acontece-te o mesmo que eu!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3015628190376019086?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-4779442031891486082009-11-27T08:12:00.001-04:002009-11-27T08:14:30.079-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_CdpeUwGI/AAAAAAAAJbs/jQ2XZIEPA8o/s1600/qual.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sw_CdpeUwGI/AAAAAAAAJbs/jQ2XZIEPA8o/s320/qual.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408755492100292706" /></a><br />A julgar pela procura de meninas indonésias, a segunda ia ter mais procura aqui no território...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-477944203189148608?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-12382869668949425982009-09-30T12:08:00.004-04:002009-09-30T12:10:23.195-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsOC5BkmJYI/AAAAAAAAIqo/epAvYb4L0Jk/s1600-h/alegria.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsOC5BkmJYI/AAAAAAAAIqo/epAvYb4L0Jk/s320/alegria.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387293495451329922" /></a><br />Passou esta noite no Canal 1 da TDM o filme português de 2004 "Daqui p'ra Alegria". Seria uma discussão infindável até que ponto o cinema português terá importância para os espectadores.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1238286966894942598?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-89328890521232861192009-09-28T11:31:00.002-04:002009-09-28T11:32:07.965-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDW8r3GQDI/AAAAAAAAIpg/7wSqMVR22Wg/s1600-h/stupid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDW8r3GQDI/AAAAAAAAIpg/7wSqMVR22Wg/s320/stupid.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386541492389429298" /></a><br />- Com um quadrado tão grande, como é que fui por o carimbo noutro sítio?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8932889052123286119?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-8434537937688888432009-09-28T11:30:00.001-04:002009-09-28T11:30:58.713-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDWpR-tMBI/AAAAAAAAIpY/8fI_nxGPWKM/s1600-h/humoral422w-ff1c.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDWpR-tMBI/AAAAAAAAIpY/8fI_nxGPWKM/s320/humoral422w-ff1c.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386541159024504850" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-843453793768888843?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-61402982760266956432009-09-28T11:28:00.001-04:002009-09-28T11:30:17.608-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDWfSJQeFI/AAAAAAAAIpQ/c-mt7acJ1FY/s1600-h/berlusconi2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SsDWfSJQeFI/AAAAAAAAIpQ/c-mt7acJ1FY/s320/berlusconi2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386540987270068306" /></a><br />- Trabalhar para o bronze é fácil, mas como fazer para aumentar o tamanho?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6140298276026695643?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-67127774211715123872009-09-27T11:57:00.002-04:002009-09-27T11:58:43.624-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-LrmTknuI/AAAAAAAAIoo/4PNsBaxutW8/s1600-h/troika1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-LrmTknuI/AAAAAAAAIoo/4PNsBaxutW8/s320/troika1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386177260491677410" /></a><br />A capa da revista Time de 11 de Agosto de 1975. Quando as eleições legislativas tinham outro sentido. Hoje em dia podia lá uma coisa destas acontecer...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6712777421171512387?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-72002380940618787052009-09-27T11:53:00.003-04:002009-09-27T11:54:06.976-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-KmRUP7LI/AAAAAAAAIog/YW8zjw3MFBU/s1600-h/garcia.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-KmRUP7LI/AAAAAAAAIog/YW8zjw3MFBU/s320/garcia.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386176069446397106" /></a><br />- Se eu for finalmente eleito esta noite, prometo que arranjo estas sobrancelhas que me dão um ar vampiresco.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7200238094061878705?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-90464436655621393962009-09-27T11:50:00.002-04:002009-09-27T11:52:54.117-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-J-VMeXnI/AAAAAAAAIoY/S2vSaQ4cfzg/s1600-h/francisco_louca1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-J-VMeXnI/AAAAAAAAIoY/S2vSaQ4cfzg/s320/francisco_louca1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386175383292763762" /></a><br />- Se eu fizer esta cara simpática, talvez o sr. primeiro-ministro aceite coligar-se comigo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-9046443665562139396?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-84179149674790369352009-09-27T11:45:00.003-04:002009-09-27T11:48:36.787-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-JJASPIQI/AAAAAAAAIoQ/EKkVNjtZ7Uc/s1600-h/beckham-condom.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-JJASPIQI/AAAAAAAAIoQ/EKkVNjtZ7Uc/s320/beckham-condom.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386174467146719490" /></a><br />Aí está a única coisa que este consegue vender: preservativos. Na caixa deve estar escrito qualquer coisa como: "Já pensou se lhe sai um filho assim?". Os pais dele é que deviam ter usado um!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8417914967479036935?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-34937391355337506762009-09-27T11:43:00.002-04:002009-09-27T11:44:11.964-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-IPr4MEAI/AAAAAAAAIoI/C4MbB6LO91U/s1600-h/hellokittytooth.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sr-IPr4MEAI/AAAAAAAAIoI/C4MbB6LO91U/s320/hellokittytooth.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386173482416214018" /></a><br />- Bolas! O que é que andei a mastigar?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3493739135533750676?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-89993183982318603322009-09-25T10:23:00.002-04:002009-09-25T10:26:37.535-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SrzTFhuHCII/AAAAAAAAImQ/uBopk11QuMw/s1600-h/2602235680105101600S600x600Q85.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SrzTFhuHCII/AAAAAAAAImQ/uBopk11QuMw/s320/2602235680105101600S600x600Q85.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385411346332846210" /></a><br />- Bem, foi uma fim-de-semana de eleições em Macau, e prepara-se mais um no próximo, em Portugal. Haja garganta para isto tudo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8999318398231860332?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-48389481146053529702009-09-25T10:20:00.002-04:002009-09-25T10:27:41.058-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SrzTUXZzCZI/AAAAAAAAImY/vRpxDXroP1g/s1600-h/briatore.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 298px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SrzTUXZzCZI/AAAAAAAAImY/vRpxDXroP1g/s320/briatore.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385411601261332882" /></a><br />- Já fiz Fórmula 1 e futebol, agora para modelo não vou dar. Será que devo tentar a política? Podia pedir dicas ao tio Berlusconi...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4838948114605352970?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-69615511482656462332009-09-24T09:48:00.003-04:002009-09-24T09:49:06.959-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt4zs9PlMI/AAAAAAAAIlg/kmnzdksFKSQ/s1600-h/nulos.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt4zs9PlMI/AAAAAAAAIlg/kmnzdksFKSQ/s320/nulos.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385030609088255170" /></a><br />- Bem, parece que mesmo depois da recontagem dos votos nulos não consegui ser eleito para a Assembleia Legislativa...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6961551148265646233?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-33407110831277241002009-09-24T09:43:00.002-04:002009-09-24T09:46:45.090-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3soTxZ7I/AAAAAAAAIlY/GSkkt_2zBsk/s1600-h/r595584180.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3soTxZ7I/AAAAAAAAIlY/GSkkt_2zBsk/s320/r595584180.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385029388069857202" /></a><br />Foram os rapazes do Gabinete de Cálculo de Risco de Berlim, na Alemanha, que sensibilizam assim as pessoas para os benefícios de uma alimentação saudável e os riscos de consumir alimentos que contêm substâncias perigosas, bem como explicar o funcionamento do aparelho digestivo de uma vaca. Profundo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3340711083127724100?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-56269234999210681852009-09-24T09:42:00.000-04:002009-09-24T09:43:06.341-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3ZYngDJI/AAAAAAAAIlQ/NrnHpSV8Byk/s1600-h/obama_hitler.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3ZYngDJI/AAAAAAAAIlQ/NrnHpSV8Byk/s320/obama_hitler.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385029057440124050" /></a><br />Percebe-se bem a ideia, mas não será um pouco...cedo demais???<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5626923499921068185?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-69367863097688996022009-09-24T09:41:00.000-04:002009-09-24T09:42:04.721-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3HB2KoKI/AAAAAAAAIlI/IdoVbnX3sVY/s1600-h/r276135186.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Srt3HB2KoKI/AAAAAAAAIlI/IdoVbnX3sVY/s320/r276135186.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385028742089973922" /></a><br />Está aí o Oktoberfest! Que grandes canecas!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6936786309768899602?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-41852233178359662512009-08-20T09:42:00.001-04:002009-08-20T09:43:45.919-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/So1S_a_xfFI/AAAAAAAAIMc/P0WkwTrGomY/s1600-h/aguad.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/So1S_a_xfFI/AAAAAAAAIMc/P0WkwTrGomY/s320/aguad.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372041180054912082" /></a><br />É só juntar água ☺<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4185223317835966251?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-89657334115413563012009-08-13T09:45:00.002-04:002009-08-13T09:47:44.780-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoQZe26YDcI/AAAAAAAAIJc/qgwQmXStDxU/s1600-h/schumacher_450.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoQZe26YDcI/AAAAAAAAIJc/qgwQmXStDxU/s320/schumacher_450.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369444673659604418" /></a><br />- Pois é. Eu além de correr fórmula 1 gosto de andar de moto, saltar de para-quedas, fazer asa delta, comer vidros. Pronto, sou assim...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8965733411541356301?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-81079324046905531262009-08-13T09:44:00.003-04:002009-08-13T09:45:30.590-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoQY76esAlI/AAAAAAAAIJU/xwpJiNmsXqo/s1600-h/southall1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoQY76esAlI/AAAAAAAAIJU/xwpJiNmsXqo/s320/southall1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369444073321792082" /></a><br />- Estou? Olha, tenho o melhor emprego do mundo, mas mesmo assim não consigo deixar de fazer esta cara de parvo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8107932404690553126?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-56702468352954438312009-08-12T09:02:00.001-04:002009-08-12T09:04:23.989-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK90yV1t5I/AAAAAAAAIIk/FsRkDO7hSxw/s1600-h/rio-tinto-logo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK90yV1t5I/AAAAAAAAIIk/FsRkDO7hSxw/s320/rio-tinto-logo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369062420343273362" /></a><br />A China deteve quatro empregados da empresa de extração mineira anglo-australiana Rio Tinto. Mas esperem aí, Rio Tinto? Onde é que foram buscar este nome?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5670246835295443831?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-5247071074987556922009-08-12T09:00:00.001-04:002009-08-12T09:02:09.839-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK9TfrLJ9I/AAAAAAAAIIc/c_tqM1jeSb0/s1600-h/mona-moaner1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK9TfrLJ9I/AAAAAAAAIIc/c_tqM1jeSb0/s320/mona-moaner1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369061848396802002" /></a><br />Uma turista russa atirou chá à famosa Mona Lisa no Museu do Louvre. Felizmente que o vidro que protege a pintura de Leonardo da Vinci é à prova de bala. E à prova de chá, também.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-524707107498755692?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-8190629296789386892009-08-12T08:57:00.002-04:002009-08-12T08:58:31.166-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK8a4OIJgI/AAAAAAAAIIU/hwWsAhaot4g/s1600-h/influenza.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 278px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK8a4OIJgI/AAAAAAAAIIU/hwWsAhaot4g/s320/influenza.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369060875733313026" /></a><br />A imaginação ao serviço do combate à gripe suína. Tinha que ser no Japão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-819062929678938689?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-83903197236960717822009-08-12T08:56:00.001-04:002009-08-12T08:57:30.121-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK8NZyicUI/AAAAAAAAIIM/DIt2phW2tLA/s1600-h/robo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK8NZyicUI/AAAAAAAAIIM/DIt2phW2tLA/s320/robo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369060644226232642" /></a><br />Se há quem defenda que os robots sentem dor, devem sentir também prazer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8390319723696071782?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-17953937262771625082009-08-12T08:55:00.000-04:002009-08-12T08:56:11.275-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK75VR1N0I/AAAAAAAAIIE/rysFIUjd_Y4/s1600-h/iogues.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 171px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK75VR1N0I/AAAAAAAAIIE/rysFIUjd_Y4/s320/iogues.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369060299417925442" /></a><br />Quem disse que beber era mau para saúde?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1795393726277162508?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-88594863159248504562009-08-12T08:53:00.002-04:002009-08-12T08:54:47.179-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK7jo9nCMI/AAAAAAAAIH8/Oe-NlkidAI4/s1600-h/kennedy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 261px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SoK7jo9nCMI/AAAAAAAAIH8/Oe-NlkidAI4/s320/kennedy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369059926744697026" /></a><br />Eunice Kennedy Shriver morreu. Mas com este lindo e saudável aspecto? Deve ser a tal maldição dos Kennedy...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8859486315924850456?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-79257729590164759502009-07-14T11:57:00.001-04:002009-07-14T11:58:41.161-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slyq_YlPaOI/AAAAAAAAH5Y/vR9yZo_ZS4s/s1600-h/guillotine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slyq_YlPaOI/AAAAAAAAH5Y/vR9yZo_ZS4s/s320/guillotine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358345662571178210" /></a><br />Guillotine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7925772959016475950?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-30362266886110975452009-07-14T11:56:00.002-04:002009-07-14T11:56:45.606-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyqudJXz9I/AAAAAAAAH5Q/dN--YFQzgik/s1600-h/piaf.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyqudJXz9I/AAAAAAAAH5Q/dN--YFQzgik/s320/piaf.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358345371738689490" /></a><br />Piaf.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3036226688611097545?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-66062477404225901122009-07-14T11:53:00.001-04:002009-07-14T11:55:47.157-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyqfFHpwsI/AAAAAAAAH5I/Y9NOuC9F68g/s1600-h/baguette2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyqfFHpwsI/AAAAAAAAH5I/Y9NOuC9F68g/s320/baguette2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358345107590988482" /></a><br />Baguette.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6606247740422590112?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-62231871533356815192009-07-14T11:49:00.001-04:002009-07-14T11:52:56.562-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlypfHHPCDI/AAAAAAAAH5A/G_pLzMjUKWI/s1600-h/regal-moet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlypfHHPCDI/AAAAAAAAH5A/G_pLzMjUKWI/s320/regal-moet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358344008614479922" /></a><br />Moët & Chandon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6223187153335681519?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-17570123497806023912009-07-14T11:48:00.002-04:002009-07-14T11:49:50.438-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlypGg3wU1I/AAAAAAAAH44/6PhRvZaeihM/s1600-h/MARCEAU_marcel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlypGg3wU1I/AAAAAAAAH44/6PhRvZaeihM/s320/MARCEAU_marcel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358343586032145234" /></a><br />Marcel Marceau.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1757012349780602391?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-90711726028695698252009-07-14T11:48:00.001-04:002009-07-14T11:48:44.983-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slyo1wb49RI/AAAAAAAAH4w/D_DrHVvV4QU/s1600-h/sttropez.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slyo1wb49RI/AAAAAAAAH4w/D_DrHVvV4QU/s320/sttropez.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358343298152461586" /></a><br />St. Tropez.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-9071172602869569825?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-14831368493060283082009-07-14T11:46:00.002-04:002009-07-14T11:47:01.874-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyocgOU7kI/AAAAAAAAH4o/Sjc3U3OtMO4/s1600-h/miterrand.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyocgOU7kI/AAAAAAAAH4o/Sjc3U3OtMO4/s320/miterrand.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358342864303877698" /></a><br />Miterrand.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1483136849306028308?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-85428803953979790242009-07-14T11:44:00.000-04:002009-07-14T11:45:45.950-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyoJUMQ0tI/AAAAAAAAH4g/UBPo6lrDk1k/s1600-h/ratatouille.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyoJUMQ0tI/AAAAAAAAH4g/UBPo6lrDk1k/s320/ratatouille.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358342534656479954" /></a><br />Ratatouille.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8542880395397979024?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-43103602195908343172009-07-14T11:43:00.000-04:002009-07-14T11:44:10.256-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlynqtAV3KI/AAAAAAAAH4Y/yUCf9KVU1TQ/s1600-h/cancan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlynqtAV3KI/AAAAAAAAH4Y/yUCf9KVU1TQ/s320/cancan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358342008741420194" /></a><br />Can-can.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4310360219590834317?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-23793432961147295522009-07-14T11:41:00.000-04:002009-07-14T11:42:47.230-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slync5hlaYI/AAAAAAAAH4Q/KZmDIPZSvNU/s1600-h/choucroute-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slync5hlaYI/AAAAAAAAH4Q/KZmDIPZSvNU/s320/choucroute-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358341771583908226" /></a><br />Choucroute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2379343296114729552?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-80947887198458999372009-07-14T10:20:00.003-04:002009-07-14T10:22:47.291-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyUcPrrE6I/AAAAAAAAH4I/YuSy_bzfnA0/s1600-h/a183_z10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlyUcPrrE6I/AAAAAAAAH4I/YuSy_bzfnA0/s320/a183_z10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358320869631005602" /></a><br />Só aqueles que acreditam piamente na reencarnação devem arriscar aproximar-se da jaula do tigre.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8094788719845899937?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-27610091433495325592009-07-13T10:26:00.000-04:002009-07-13T10:27:24.621-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SltEQ434egI/AAAAAAAAH3g/-YyYWi36vZg/s1600-h/a102_e7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SltEQ434egI/AAAAAAAAH3g/-YyYWi36vZg/s320/a102_e7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357951238622706178" /></a><br />Obrigado pelo aviso.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2761009143349532559?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-83063673881658463852009-07-12T06:17:00.000-04:002009-07-12T06:18:07.611-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slm4WdSwnGI/AAAAAAAAH0A/zFuJwI0u2sw/s1600-h/turistas.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slm4WdSwnGI/AAAAAAAAH0A/zFuJwI0u2sw/s320/turistas.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357515927693859938" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8306367388165846385?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-100415076730968692009-07-12T06:15:00.003-04:002009-07-12T06:17:31.587-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slm347cBacI/AAAAAAAAHz4/LheSWw86u-M/s1600-h/medvedev.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 228px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Slm347cBacI/AAAAAAAAHz4/LheSWw86u-M/s320/medvedev.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357515420389697986" /></a><br />- Caras, o Putin vai ser presidente depois de mim, Coroa não vai. Bem, esta moeda tem duas caras...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-10041507673096869?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-66120464402483506142009-07-11T23:45:00.004-04:002009-07-11T23:50:50.745-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlldbDTw0cI/AAAAAAAAHzg/MsfTU3x1b_4/s1600-h/filipefaiscavencedor1vp1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 203px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlldbDTw0cI/AAAAAAAAHzg/MsfTU3x1b_4/s320/filipefaiscavencedor1vp1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357415951059964354" /></a><br />Nasceu em Moçambique e "passava o dia em cima das árvores". Depois desceu e foi para o Alentejo, de onde não guarda boas recordações, pois o seu feitio "contrastava com as mentalidades locais". Começou a desenhar e fazer roupa para as bonecas das irmãs. Teve uma colecção que apresentou em 2006 e foi aplaudido de pé. Depois ganhou o prémio de melhor estilista do ano. Diz que tem dificuldades em concentrar-se, e por isso não consegue ler um livro até ao fim. Foi entrevistado no programa Bairro Alto, que é apresentado por José Fialho Gouveia (<em>filo di quem?</em>).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6612046440248350614?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-14229753265693568912009-07-11T10:48:00.002-04:002009-07-11T11:00:48.336-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlioAavjNsI/AAAAAAAAHzA/hq5rmAyMycs/s1600-h/100709_0114.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlioAavjNsI/AAAAAAAAHzA/hq5rmAyMycs/s320/100709_0114.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357216481889433282" /></a><br />A propósito da morte ocorrida no Festival de San Fermin, em Pamplona, a primeira em dezasseis anos, gostava mais uma vez de questionar esta dialéctica homem-animal. Sendo eu do Ribatejo, terra de touros e toureiros, e tendo nascido toureiro, continuo sem compreender muito bem tudo isto. Na festa brava o toureiro anda armado com as capas, o cavalo, a espada e a técnica. Faz todo o sentido. Mas nisto das largadas é apenas o homem e o touro. O homem, entre os 70 e 90 quilos, racional, e muitas vezes inebriado, enfrenta um animal de 400 quilos, sóbrio mas furioso, com cornos e sem raciocínio. Queriam que acontecesse o quê? Que se sentassem a conversar?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1422975326569356891?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-83629763507775888832009-07-11T10:47:00.000-04:002009-07-11T10:48:21.880-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlimH2fbd1I/AAAAAAAAHy4/DOAvLPIccVg/s1600-h/obamasarkozy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlimH2fbd1I/AAAAAAAAHy4/DOAvLPIccVg/s320/obamasarkozy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357214410573838162" /></a><br />Parece que Sarkozy e Berlusconi têm companhia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8362976350777588883?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-44427800881387265342009-07-07T09:52:00.002-04:002009-07-07T09:54:30.834-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNTZ5BaKgI/AAAAAAAAHwg/AweqZorJ6e8/s1600-h/Lisandro-Lpez-Goal.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 262px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNTZ5BaKgI/AAAAAAAAHwg/AweqZorJ6e8/s320/Lisandro-Lpez-Goal.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355716086142216706" /></a><br />Lisandro deixou de ser 'dragón', e passou para o 'lyon'. A águia desistiu de Falcão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4442780088138726534?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-81792947892168240202009-07-07T09:34:00.001-04:002009-07-07T09:36:00.637-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNPEJoCKvI/AAAAAAAAHwY/7lutjocieLs/s1600-h/tony1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 306px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNPEJoCKvI/AAAAAAAAHwY/7lutjocieLs/s320/tony1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355711314595556082" /></a><br />- Se eu não conseguir meter as mãos na fortuna da Nina Wong, sempre posso fazer carreira na publicidade, a vender dentífricos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8179294789216824020?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-5096052832526002132009-07-07T09:30:00.002-04:002009-07-07T09:32:15.439-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNOQiF4X4I/AAAAAAAAHwQ/C52_NeE5rcY/s1600-h/sushi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNOQiF4X4I/AAAAAAAAHwQ/C52_NeE5rcY/s320/sushi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355710427809996674" /></a><br />A polícia italiana fechou um restaurante italiano que cobrou 700 euros a um casal de turistas japoneses. Os turistas queriam sashimi de atum, que o restaurante mandou vir de Tóquio, de avião.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-509605283252600213?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-90846209843449234572009-07-07T09:25:00.002-04:002009-07-07T09:27:06.241-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNNG5PDe8I/AAAAAAAAHwI/G-ovA0g2ItI/s1600-h/breasts.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNNG5PDe8I/AAAAAAAAHwI/G-ovA0g2ItI/s320/breasts.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355709162712169410" /></a><br />Perto de três quartos dos homens sul-coreanos dizem que se sentem "incomodados" quando as suas colegas do sexo feminino usam uma saia muito curta ou um decote muito evidenciado. São uns paneleiros, estes sul-coreanos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-9084620984344923457?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-57904488039339147672009-07-07T09:22:00.002-04:002009-07-07T09:24:22.134-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNMfR35YgI/AAAAAAAAHwA/sKZC3BK_OyM/s1600-h/skull.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNMfR35YgI/AAAAAAAAHwA/sKZC3BK_OyM/s320/skull.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355708482131157506" /></a><br />Esta caveira de criança tem 700 anos, e apareceu a boiar numa praia em Sydney, na Austrália. Já diz o povo e com razão: "mais vale tarde que nunca".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5790448803933914767?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-41165218295863679642009-07-07T09:17:00.003-04:002009-07-07T09:19:01.798-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNLQETUoGI/AAAAAAAAHv4/9bWw0Bb7nKI/s1600-h/old_woman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlNLQETUoGI/AAAAAAAAHv4/9bWw0Bb7nKI/s320/old_woman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355707121278427234" /></a><br />Esta deve ser a tal Custódia de que tantos falam. A que vai ficar com os filhos do Michael Jackson.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4116521829586367964?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-13518841300140885612009-07-05T12:11:00.002-04:002009-07-05T12:12:58.335-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDQ4T2XyjI/AAAAAAAAHu4/HFcq4Hf3Ipc/s1600-h/wei-penis_plant.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDQ4T2XyjI/AAAAAAAAHu4/HFcq4Hf3Ipc/s320/wei-penis_plant.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355009622763096626" /></a><br />Já dizia a minha avózinha: "Agora que sou velhinha, estas coisas nascem em toda a parte".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1351884130014088561?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-39003616008103006522009-07-05T12:02:00.001-04:002009-07-05T12:07:07.554-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDPn9-36DI/AAAAAAAAHuw/yYlypKuBmVo/s1600-h/crack.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDPn9-36DI/AAAAAAAAHuw/yYlypKuBmVo/s320/crack.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355008242503641138" /></a><br />Queriam mandá-la para a reabilitação mas ela disse "não, não, não".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3900361600810300652?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-5914524436760882872009-07-05T12:01:00.000-04:002009-07-05T12:02:20.695-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDOiKNEMrI/AAAAAAAAHuo/YCJSbKSWIHM/s1600-h/arruela.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 243px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDOiKNEMrI/AAAAAAAAHuo/YCJSbKSWIHM/s320/arruela.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355007043193549490" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-591452443676088287?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-22697383800385207772009-07-05T11:56:00.001-04:002009-07-05T12:00:21.859-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDOBcls36I/AAAAAAAAHug/Ik9SsBEA8ck/s1600-h/holidy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SlDOBcls36I/AAAAAAAAHug/Ik9SsBEA8ck/s320/holidy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355006481193033634" /></a><br />Mal posso esperar pelo fim do mês, quando chega a minha "holidy".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2269738380038520777?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-8193240267182206232009-06-28T11:53:00.003-04:002009-06-28T11:56:18.123-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkeSTJLpj8I/AAAAAAAAHqY/mhcXhla7B8E/s1600-h/Fields2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkeSTJLpj8I/AAAAAAAAHqY/mhcXhla7B8E/s320/Fields2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352407539733073858" /></a><br />Campos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-819324026718220623?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-73945577483814642102009-06-28T11:49:00.004-04:002009-06-28T11:50:31.007-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkeRLX0aenI/AAAAAAAAHqQ/S9jj28ZttaY/s1600-h/lovepenis.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 243px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkeRLX0aenI/AAAAAAAAHqQ/S9jj28ZttaY/s320/lovepenis.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352406306711566962" /></a><br />Esta pelo menos não é fingida como as outras. Isso mesmo miúda! Dá-lhe no careca!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7394557748381464210?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-13831963731878037052009-06-28T10:23:00.002-04:002009-06-28T10:26:06.292-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd9eYhBQeI/AAAAAAAAHpw/qpNjIX_S_TU/s1600-h/zambia1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd9eYhBQeI/AAAAAAAAHpw/qpNjIX_S_TU/s320/zambia1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352384643083616738" /></a><br />Aí está a tão esperada foto do momento em que o presidente da Zâmbia se apercebe que o macaco mijou no seu casaco. Podemos ver a forma enfuriada com que o presidente zambiano ralha com o macaco. "Mijaste, macaco!", disse ele.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1383196373187803705?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-30093304382583710152009-06-28T10:20:00.002-04:002009-06-28T10:21:46.239-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd8cCgR5WI/AAAAAAAAHpo/qQIaYAsxE0M/s1600-h/ellie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 205px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd8cCgR5WI/AAAAAAAAHpo/qQIaYAsxE0M/s320/ellie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352383503303566690" /></a><br />Esta é Ellie, que conseguiu o segundo lugar no concurso do cão mais feio do mundo. Mas esperem aí, segundo lugar? Será que o juíz era o Lucílio Baptista?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3009330438258371015?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-66845374378601935462009-06-28T10:19:00.000-04:002009-06-28T10:20:28.281-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd8JTZuw-I/AAAAAAAAHpg/PHd-37fiNQ8/s1600-h/areia.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd8JTZuw-I/AAAAAAAAHpg/PHd-37fiNQ8/s320/areia.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352383181421986786" /></a><br />Na India.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6684537437860193546?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-86658860935433639152009-06-28T10:18:00.001-04:002009-06-28T10:19:21.359-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd75g3p2PI/AAAAAAAAHpY/4FPbwckcq8o/s1600-h/michael_brown.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Skd75g3p2PI/AAAAAAAAHpY/4FPbwckcq8o/s320/michael_brown.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352382910159247602" /></a><br />- Bem vindo ao céu, Michael. Ah!<br />- Obrigado, James. Mas foi cedo demais. Foi cedo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8665886093543363915?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-25749419460376127032009-06-24T11:58:00.001-04:002009-06-24T11:59:41.915-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJNZoElfyI/AAAAAAAAHlo/X_ebpKQLC-w/s1600-h/chubabao.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJNZoElfyI/AAAAAAAAHlo/X_ebpKQLC-w/s320/chubabao.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350924409918291746" /></a><br />Ele disse-lhe que queria <em>chu ba bao</em>. Ela achou estranho, e foi embora...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2574941946037612703?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-58856512848753763112009-06-24T11:57:00.001-04:002009-06-24T11:57:38.182-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJM7uafF7I/AAAAAAAAHlg/eB5z7wnBmT8/s1600-h/pineTree.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJM7uafF7I/AAAAAAAAHlg/eB5z7wnBmT8/s320/pineTree.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350923896224683954" /></a><br />Pinheiro.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5885651284875376311?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-24154886226690188482009-06-24T11:52:00.001-04:002009-06-24T11:53:56.185-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJL81gtVbI/AAAAAAAAHlY/AQH6e_tmZRk/s1600-h/porco.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 291px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJL81gtVbI/AAAAAAAAHlY/AQH6e_tmZRk/s320/porco.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350922815798072754" /></a><br />Ele disse que só mudava de atitude quando visse um porco a voar. Um dia viu, mas preferiu continuar assim.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-2415488622669018848?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-58953541922586794622009-06-24T11:50:00.002-04:002009-06-24T11:51:43.115-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJLh6rXyKI/AAAAAAAAHlQ/jmLX0FyOXdg/s1600-h/frog.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 280px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJLh6rXyKI/AAAAAAAAHlQ/jmLX0FyOXdg/s320/frog.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350922353328507042" /></a><br />Era tão básica, tão básica, que cada vez que abria a boca saía sapo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5895354192258679462?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-81331050221074211092009-06-24T11:47:00.002-04:002009-06-24T11:49:17.184-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJK9pPMkBI/AAAAAAAAHlI/s5SUvXZMNGQ/s1600-h/lenin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 223px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJK9pPMkBI/AAAAAAAAHlI/s5SUvXZMNGQ/s320/lenin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350921730171637778" /></a><br />múmia <br />s. f.<br />1. Cadáver conservado por um processo dos antigos Egípcios.<br />2. Fig. Pessoa magra e de pele ressequida.<br /><br />Exemplo de múmia: Lenine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8133105022107421109?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-6236812568358551042009-06-24T11:45:00.001-04:002009-06-24T11:46:53.428-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJKaF00BUI/AAAAAAAAHlA/9BHzB_hcDxY/s1600-h/vidadepobre.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkJKaF00BUI/AAAAAAAAHlA/9BHzB_hcDxY/s320/vidadepobre.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350921119370315074" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-623681256835855104?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-43811878028200163862009-06-23T11:09:00.003-04:002009-06-23T11:12:16.767-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDwyfmv1FI/AAAAAAAAHj4/nudjvCEBvx4/s1600-h/elevador.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDwyfmv1FI/AAAAAAAAHj4/nudjvCEBvx4/s320/elevador.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350541107584291922" /></a><br />Todos os dias saio de casa à mesma hora. O elevador pára sempre no quarto andar e entra um gordo que depois sai na garagem...no terceiro andar. É por isso que o gajo é gordo. Nem para descer um andar usa a porcaria das escadas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4381187802820016386?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-73779678224169793632009-06-23T10:59:00.002-04:002009-06-23T11:03:25.579-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDuiOVpKHI/AAAAAAAAHjw/jquv0Wf53L4/s1600-h/O_Rei.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDuiOVpKHI/AAAAAAAAHjw/jquv0Wf53L4/s320/O_Rei.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350538629047986290" /></a><br />homofobia <br />(homossexual + fobia)<br />s. f.<br />Repulsa ou preconceito contra a homossexualidade ou os homossexuais.<br /><br />Exemplo de homofobia: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOTx8lszZyM">José Cid</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-7377967822416979363?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-11885881729118331612009-06-23T10:39:00.000-04:002009-06-23T10:40:23.567-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDpUkSz0wI/AAAAAAAAHjg/hYjnvj_jBqg/s1600-h/serra.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 228px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDpUkSz0wI/AAAAAAAAHjg/hYjnvj_jBqg/s320/serra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350532896865374978" /></a><br />Serra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1188588172911833161?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-31953981493970991172009-06-23T10:37:00.001-04:002009-06-23T10:37:53.633-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDor3E2SeI/AAAAAAAAHjY/WEKB_IUUDXI/s1600-h/pequimestranho.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDor3E2SeI/AAAAAAAAHjY/WEKB_IUUDXI/s320/pequimestranho.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350532197532453346" /></a><br />- Deixa-me ver se este tem ovo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3195398149397099117?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-66664149265550864052009-06-23T10:33:00.001-04:002009-06-23T10:35:15.641-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDoFUOuQPI/AAAAAAAAHjQ/cqUkQFw4XzE/s1600-h/jovem.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDoFUOuQPI/AAAAAAAAHjQ/cqUkQFw4XzE/s320/jovem.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350531535343599858" /></a><br />Jovem! Estas férias, inscreve-te numa actividade! Valoriza-te jovem! Vai praticar um desporto! Mesmo que não tenhas jeitinho para nenhum! Vai já, jovem! Porra!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6666414926555086405?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-48221284880121801162009-06-23T09:46:00.003-04:002009-06-23T10:32:49.171-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDc_PVvG2I/AAAAAAAAHjI/TzGOYxhEENE/s1600-h/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/SkDc_PVvG2I/AAAAAAAAHjI/TzGOYxhEENE/s320/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350519336323717986" /></a><br />- Se alguém quiser comprar o Cristiano Ronaldo tem que pagar...1000 milhões de euros! Ahahahahah.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4822128488012180116?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-33377558418413551262009-06-22T10:39:00.004-04:002009-06-22T10:55:53.388-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj-YhA4fd9I/AAAAAAAAHio/0C5_-ZpDKBY/s1600-h/dalila.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj-YhA4fd9I/AAAAAAAAHio/0C5_-ZpDKBY/s320/dalila.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350162575279486930" /></a><br />Esta noite sonhei com Dalila Carmo. Não foi um sonho "molhado". Foi mais um...encontro imediato do terceiro grau. Tivemos uma conversa fantástica, que passo agora a reproduzir:<br /><br />- Oi Dalila! Chamo-me Leocardo. Sou um grande fã!<br />- A sério? Então dá cá um beijinho.<br />- Er...não obrigado. Dalila, consideras-te sexy?<br />- Sim...quer dizer. Tenho esta carinha laroca, as medidas todas, tudo no sítio. Acho que sim...<br />- Porque será que só te dão papéis de mulher fácil, apaixonada e traída, como a Maria do "Diário de Maria", professora São de "Jardins Proibidos" ou dra. Marta em "Filha do Mar"?<br />- Olha, são coisas do guião. Fico feliz por ter tantas oportunidades para trabalhar.<br />- Isso é o que todos dizem. Olha, se fosse comigo, dava-te só papéis de mulher "vamp", do tipo uma advogada de sucesso, devoradora de homens.<br />- A sério? Isso era giro!<br />- Por mim revolucionava o conceito das novelas. Fazia de ti a mulher dominadora, o João Lagarto era o galã, o André Gago o idiota da aldeia, a Suzana Borges era a vítima, e a Adelaide João a patroa em vez da habitual faxineira.<br />- Boa ideia! (Risos)<br />- E digo-te mais Dalila. Eu nunca te ia deixar abandonada no altar, e nunca te trairia com a tua irmã e outras parvoíces a que te tens submetido nas novelas. Levava-te para casa, dava-te papinha, banhinho, e metia-te na caminha. Ias ser tratada como uma princesa!<br />- É refrescante saber isso. Muito obrigada!<br />- De nada Dalila. Fica bem, e passa pelo meu blogue.<br />- Vou fazer isso mesmo. Ciao!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3337755841841355126?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-83345229893598995552009-06-22T10:36:00.001-04:002009-06-22T10:38:31.762-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj-XWysXDrI/AAAAAAAAHig/NI04KYWJDNc/s1600-h/TC1255.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj-XWysXDrI/AAAAAAAAHig/NI04KYWJDNc/s320/TC1255.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350161300160188082" /></a><br />Deprimente <br />adj. 2 gén.<br />1. Que abate as forças.<br />2. Fig. Humilhante; aviltante.<br /><br />Exemplo de deprimente: Telerural.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8334522989359899555?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-58986960339813760002009-06-21T10:37:00.004-04:002009-06-21T11:11:01.295-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5NL1BPQtI/AAAAAAAAHhI/LFe5L0sRnxU/s1600-h/french_flag-bfb74.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5NL1BPQtI/AAAAAAAAHhI/LFe5L0sRnxU/s320/french_flag-bfb74.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349798272968901330" /></a><br /><strong>Animaux</strong> - Tornou menos aborrecido. "O Jaime <em>animaux</em> a festa."<br /><strong>Appel</strong> - Derme. "O sol faz mal <em>appel</em>."<br /><strong>Assoir</strong> - Limpar o nariz. "Dá-me um lenço para eu me <em>assoir</em>."<br /><strong>Bisque</strong> - Jogo de cartas. "Vou para casa do Chico jogar à <em>bisque</em>."<br /><strong>Bouche</strong> - Estômago de porco. "Hoje não há dobrada. Só <em>bouche</em>."<br /><strong>Château</strong> - Aborrecido, incómodo. "O Rafael é mesmo <em>château</em>."<br /><strong>Disparu</strong> - Fazer sair um tiro. "Não tranquei o gatilho e a pistola <em>disparu</em>."<br /><strong>Lens</strong> - Pêlo de ovelha. "Este casaco é de <em>lens</em>."<br /><strong>Marron</strong> - Estudou bastante. "O Luís passou no teste porque <em>marron</em> muito."<br /><strong>Nez</strong> - Abreviatura de 'não é'. "O Rodrigo é giro, <em>nez</em>?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5898696033981376000?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-17878820930162645142009-06-21T10:33:00.002-04:002009-06-21T10:36:34.355-04:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5FbNbtuWI/AAAAAAAAHhA/2B4lsKbw7eg/s1600-h/baiao.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 306px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5FbNbtuWI/AAAAAAAAHhA/2B4lsKbw7eg/s320/baiao.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349789741127416162" /></a><br />foleiro <br />s. m.<br />1. O que faz ou vende foles.<br />2. O que toca ao fole para fazer vento.<br />3. Cal. Reles.<br />4. Reg. Burro de moleiro.<br /><br />Exemplo de foleiro: João Baião.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-1787882093016264514?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-60371946611727600262009-06-21T10:29:00.003-04:002009-06-21T10:32:09.888-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5EXfgBNvI/AAAAAAAAHg4/tx6Iqc8vkZQ/s1600-h/luisaleluia_foto.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 204px; height: 204px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5EXfgBNvI/AAAAAAAAHg4/tx6Iqc8vkZQ/s320/luisaleluia_foto.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349788577746204402" /></a><br />Sinto pena do Luís Aleluia. Um actor que deve andar bem na casa dos 50 anos está eternamente condenado a fazer o papel de um delinquente infantilóide que dá pelo nome de Tonecas. Tenho a certeza que o Luís nem se importa, mesmo quando noutros projectos em que faz o papel de uma pessoa normal toda a gente o identifica como "o Tonecas". É o Michael J. Fox português, só quem sem a Parkinson's.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6037194661172760026?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-39271523066665573182009-06-21T10:21:00.002-04:002009-06-21T10:23:29.206-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5CWWZTBUI/AAAAAAAAHgw/Glm2roWNhK8/s1600-h/palha%C3%A7o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 170px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5CWWZTBUI/AAAAAAAAHgw/Glm2roWNhK8/s400/palha%C3%A7o.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349786359098967362" /></a><br />Nunca consegui perceber muito bem porque algumas crianças têm medo de palhaços...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3927152306666557318?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-46181176939035567082009-06-21T10:18:00.002-04:002009-06-21T10:18:48.958-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5BRaKGv_I/AAAAAAAAHgY/CW8P-op1fNg/s1600-h/pinto.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 314px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5BRaKGv_I/AAAAAAAAHgY/CW8P-op1fNg/s320/pinto.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349785174698016754" /></a><br />Pinto.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4618117693903556708?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-44742860142299846102009-06-21T10:16:00.001-04:002009-06-21T10:19:38.474-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5BdCk0UaI/AAAAAAAAHgg/YrnD1JUldKw/s1600-h/nogueira.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5BdCk0UaI/AAAAAAAAHgg/YrnD1JUldKw/s320/nogueira.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349785374526034338" /></a><br />Nogueira.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-4474286014229984610?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-55069220011012048412009-06-21T10:15:00.000-04:002009-06-21T10:16:44.634-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5AwptSjJI/AAAAAAAAHgQ/pL-er0VUui4/s1600-h/correia.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5AwptSjJI/AAAAAAAAHgQ/pL-er0VUui4/s320/correia.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349784611936439442" /></a><br />Correia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-5506922001101204841?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-68611443360634378682009-06-21T10:13:00.002-04:002009-06-21T10:15:02.396-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5AXKT0DaI/AAAAAAAAHgI/Tvo4FyB0F6E/s1600-h/inj-naileye.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 167px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj5AXKT0DaI/AAAAAAAAHgI/Tvo4FyB0F6E/s400/inj-naileye.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349784174011354530" /></a><br />Da próxima vez vou tentar não espreitar pelo buraco na parede quando estiverem a pregar um quadro.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6861144336063437868?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-39188497313137727162009-06-21T10:04:00.003-04:002009-06-21T10:10:03.232-04:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj4_JPecdQI/AAAAAAAAHgA/fZ3QuWLFqzo/s1600-h/2386186018_51603f0df6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj4_JPecdQI/AAAAAAAAHgA/fZ3QuWLFqzo/s320/2386186018_51603f0df6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349782835368326402" /></a><br />Ainda estou a tentar lembrar-me o que raio andei a beber a noite passada.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-3918849731313772716?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-83041786538724782602009-06-21T10:04:00.002-04:002009-06-21T10:04:53.087-04:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj499qnB2FI/AAAAAAAAHf4/ZNT1Vv6bVLU/s1600-h/furto.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj499qnB2FI/AAAAAAAAHf4/ZNT1Vv6bVLU/s320/furto.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349781536982030418" /></a><br />É contudo um local com baixo índice de graffiti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-8304178653872478260?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2195017980780915924.post-60043875856429175322009-06-20T13:21:00.003-04:002009-06-20T13:29:33.505-04:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj0cFeeq07I/AAAAAAAAHfY/rdtbshspibg/s1600-h/normal_pelican.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jt0aZ9KQ2eg/Sj0cFeeq07I/AAAAAAAAHfY/rdtbshspibg/s320/normal_pelican.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349462812792640434" /></a><br />Tinhamos um colega, o Feliciano, que tinha um nariz comprido e bicudo, e por isso chamavamos-lhe "Pelicano". O Pelicano, além de feio que nem um pneu era chato como a putaça. Uma vez no torneio da escola estávamos empatados 1-1 e no último minuto o Pelicano falhou um golo de baliza aberta! Por causa do empate não conseguimos passar às meias-finais por diferença de golos marcados. Um dia estávamos no salão de snooker, e lá estava o Pelicano a andar de um lado para o outro com o giz na mão a perguntar à malta se aquilo "cheirava a banana", para depois nos encostar o giz no nariz. A malta só lhe respondia: "Não chateies, Pelicano. Vai pró c...".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2195017980780915924-6004387585642917532?l=curtasgrossas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Leocardohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506491834619284680noreply@blogger.com0